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I’ve had enough of this. I’m moving to Austria from where I’m going to reinstate the Habsburg dynasty. I was going for The Ottoman Empire but I changed my mind, the Habsburgs seem more regal and noble for some reason. I need proper funds for an endeavor like this though, funds that I don’t got right now. This can prove to be a problem. One idea I’m toying with is to sell off all my stuff, furniture, antiques, electronics and other household goods on an auction site lauritz.com. I’ve got tons of cool stuff, I’m quite sure they would fetch a hefty sum, at least some of them. I am kind of emotionally attached to some of my stuff though. But, but if selling them is what it takes that’s what I’ll do. The Habsburg rule shall rise again. I’ll see to that.